🚫 The Dirty Secret of “Clean” Laundry
Every time you wash your family’s clothes with traditional detergent, you’re not just cleaning them, you’re coating them in a chemical cocktail.
→ Synthetic fragrances.
→ Skin irritants.
→ Hormone disruptors.
→ Carcinogens disguised under fancy names.
It’s not an accident. It’s not a mistake. It’s how they designed it.
🔥 This Laundry Sheet Is Your Middle Finger to the System.
→ No plastic.
→ No toxins.
→ No endocrine disruptors quietly messing with your baby's body.
Just clean, safe laundry. Done the way it should have been all along.
Baby-Safe. Human-Safe. Bullsh*t-Free.
✅ Dermatologist-tested, pH-balanced (7–8), same pH as your baby's skin
✅ 15x concentrated plant-based enzymes, destroys stains without destroying skin.
✅ Works in hot or cold, any machine, any cycle.
✅ Dissolves instantly. Leaves zero toxic residue.
And NONE of the B.S:
NO parabens.
NO phosphates.
NO bleach.
NO fluorescent whiteners.
NO endocrine disruptors.
NO dyes.
🚫 What You’ve Been Washing Your Baby’s Clothes With (Yes, Really):
Phthalates → mess with hormones.
Parabens → linked to skin irritation and long-term health issues.
Optical brighteners & dyes → do nothing but make clothes look “fake clean” and irritate skin.
Synthetic Fragrances → designed to cling to fabric and, unfortunately, your skin.
Bleach & petrochemicals → because no one really cares about our body's biggest organ.
And that chemical cocktail was accidental? SERIOUSLY?
We stand against massive corporations ruining our health with processed trash.